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Dialect mayhap Charlize Theron is the X factor. I'm all for Charlize Theron being in every episode, and I don't ruminate over anybody involved with the show would disagree. Tom Colicchio would certainly not disagree. He was like an unskilful school girl last night, cracking bad jokes and trying to significance himself to act natural, his head dewy with flop sweat. "You know what happens when you compound good and evil? You get politicians." Cough. Crickets. I can picture him fixed in his dressing room before meeting Charlize and practicing saying hello. "Hi Ms. Theron, I'm Chef Tom, I'm a big fan of your Tom. SHIT. Hello, Charlize? Can I call you that? I'm Top, receive to Tom Chef. Fuck."

As of our chefs make the long journey to San Antonio, Sarah and Lindsay still get red in the face with resentment over Beverly's win. Sarah says of the team's win, "It's a little bittersweet for me, because Lindsay should have won." Lindsay's got acrimonious grapes of her own. They are very sour grapes. They are basically wine, at this point. But not very meet wine. "This wine smells like vinegar." These two can't leave it alone. Consoling the guys' line-up, Sarah says, "Everyone has a bad day." Yes, Sarah, like you, every day. All your days are bad days, because you are horrendous. A matchless day to know if you are having a bad day is to compare your day to Sarah's day, any one of Sarah's days, and see if it's compare favourably with.
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